Aggressively Knitting My Life Away

I'm Emily and I'm a knitter. But seriously, this blog is actually 20% knitting and 80% crude humor and fandom references.

August 22, 2014 at 1:33am
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Reblogged from stripperina

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

1:33am
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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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1:33am
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1:33am
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1:33am
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literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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1:32am
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Reblogged from chatotai

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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1:32am
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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once

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1:31am
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plystation:

seeing your post on your dash

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1:31am
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1:31am
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Reblogged from yuki-menoko

Anonymous said: you need to stop using that damn B) thing *takes your shades away*

yuki-menoko:

1:30am
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Reblogged from heavensgladyoucame
dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

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1:30am
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Reblogged from humoristics

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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1:30am
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Reblogged from lagiaconde

pinkcookiedimples:

lagiaconde:

jaimie foxx wears a trayvon martin shirt to the BET awards.

the headlines:

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macklemore mentions trayvon martin during his acceptance speech at the AMA awards.

the headlines:

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the message: PoC are racist crybabies until a white knight notices the issue and plays champion.

This isn’t even surprising

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1:30am
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Reblogged from daddydom420

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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