Aggressively Knitting My Life Away

I'm Emily and I'm a knitter. But seriously, this blog is actually 20% knitting and 80% crude humor and fandom references.

July 28, 2014 at 7:42pm
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Reblogged from fitbxtch

little-kitten-doll:

fast-and-fit:

THIS

To everyone who says it’s too expensive to eat on a budget. 

(via homemadehealthtips)

7:42pm
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Reblogged from fitbxtch

little-kitten-doll:

fast-and-fit:

THIS

To everyone who says it’s too expensive to eat on a budget. 

(via homemadehealthtips)

7:40pm
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Reblogged from lifehackable

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

(via homemadehealthtips)

7:29pm
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Reblogged from milkyytea

Desireé Dallagiacomo - “Thighs”

(Source: milkyytea, via onehellofanavatar)

7:28pm
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Reblogged from punkbread

mama-hanji:

punkbread:

i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’

Do you think this is a god damn movie? My best friend lives 20 feet from me and I haven’t seen her in 3 weeks.

(via barrett-the-babe)

7:28pm
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Reblogged from evilfeminist

evilfeminist:

Feminism did not invent an irrational fear that all men are violent; the high number of men who are violent rapists and commit violence against women are responsible for fostering this very realistic fear. This is called a class analysis.

(via thenameismg)

7:26pm
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Reblogged from edwardspoonhands
edwardspoonhands:

I can barely believe this, but this is a real-life photo I took of our real-life galaxy. 120 second exposure from the top of Blue Mountian last night.

edwardspoonhands:

I can barely believe this, but this is a real-life photo I took of our real-life galaxy. 120 second exposure from the top of Blue Mountian last night.

(via bbanditt)

5:40pm
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Reblogged from grindlebone
sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(Source: grindlebone, via i-brought-breadsticks)

5:26pm
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Reblogged from alfaangel

alfaangel:

Crogratulations to the new King and Queen of Spain

5:23pm
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Reblogged from mirror

Rapunzel | Merida | Elsa

5:23pm
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Reblogged from mirror

Rapunzel | Merida | Elsa

5:23pm
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Reblogged from lindsaylohoean
lindsaylohoean:

this is a sign and i shall treat it as one

lindsaylohoean:

this is a sign and i shall treat it as one

5:22pm
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Reblogged from pregers

pregers:

when u find out you have more followers than somebody u thought had alot more than you do

5:22pm
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Reblogged from thefaultinourunicorns

thefaultinourunicorns:

don’t you just hate it when you go somewhere and they have names on keychains and stamps and stuff but tHEY DONT HAVE YOUR NAME??? THEY HAVE EVERY OTHER FUCKING NAME LIKE EUGENETTE AND SCHWAFFINAGO BUT THEY DONT HAVE YOUR NAME

5:21pm
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Reblogged from splitterherzen

Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

— 

Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)

this is really powerful. wow.

(via bright—ness)

(Source: splitterherzen, via mirror)