Aggressively Knitting My Life Away

I'm Emily and I'm a knitter. But seriously, this blog is actually 20% knitting and 80% crude humor and fandom references.

April 20, 2014 at 3:43pm
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Reblogged from coryloftis

coryloftis:

Paintings I did for the song sequence “For the First Time in Forever”.  So much fun trying to get these to feel like real paintings for an animated world!

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3:42pm
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gallifrey-feels:

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

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3:40pm
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3:40pm
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squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

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3:39pm
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heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

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3:39pm
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Reblogged from clockworkandroids

jodiamandis:

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

image

That’s beautiful

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11:46am
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Reblogged from quincy360

alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then

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11:45am
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Reblogged from itsfunnytome

illumahottie:

compromisedanalintegrity:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

LOOK. this shit is IT.

g o o o o o o d b y e

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10:21am
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jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

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10:21am
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10:21am
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Reblogged from noctstiel

missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

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April 19, 2014 at 10:01pm
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Reblogged from d0nn0

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

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9:34pm
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Reblogged from patronustrip

patronustrip:

Chocolate!

Happy Easter! I don’t know what you do during Easter, but in Italy we eat a superb amount of chocolate, so it is the perfect Elsanna holiday, I even bought the Elsanna Easter Egg (because I’m an adult…) I’m not even joking.
Hope you will spend an amazing day with your family or friends or all by yourself doing whatever you love, even if you are not Christian/Catholic, just have a nice day :)
Also, I should draw Elsa and Anna as kids often, they are adorable, well … more adorable.

Enjoy,
patronustrip

tools: photoshop CS5, wacom intuos4

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9:33pm
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arendellekingdom:

anna touching her face

requested by: ijustgotit4

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9:33pm
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