Aggressively Knitting My Life Away

I'm Emily and I'm a knitter. But seriously, this blog is actually 20% knitting and 80% crude humor and fandom references.

July 21, 2014 at 10:44pm
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Reblogged from run-done
nevergiveup-keepfighting:

run-done:

the healthy alternative 💁

These are soooo good! 😋

nevergiveup-keepfighting:

run-done:

the healthy alternative 💁

These are soooo good! 😋

(via beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood)

10:44pm
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Reblogged from happyvibes-healthylives
beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Raspberries dipped in dark chocolate.

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Raspberries dipped in dark chocolate.

(Source: happyvibes-healthylives)

10:22pm
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Reblogged from theeconomist
theeconomist:

Too high a price: Parts from some endangered species are worth more than gold or cocaine

theeconomist:

Too high a price: Parts from some endangered species are worth more than gold or cocaine

8:01pm
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Reblogged from tall--and--awkward
fortheloveofotps:

ricepattiesfromabove:

Sand when it’s struck by lightning

NO ITS FUCKING NOT HOW MNYFUCKING TIMES DO I HAVETO FUCKING SAY THIS GODDAM RANT THAT IS A FUCKING STICK STUCK IN THE GODDAM SAND WITH A MOTHER FUCKING DRIP AND CASTLE MADE OVER IT HOLY TITS YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LIGHING HITS SAND
GLASS.
MOTHERFUCKING GLASS HAPPENSA ND ITS GRETA BUT THIS SHIT IS AN INSULT TO THE LIGHTNING YOU THINK IT MAKES THIS SCULTURE SHIT? NO TS HOT WHITE FURY MELTS THE GODDAM SAND TOGETHERTO MAKE SGLASS
HOLY TITS

fortheloveofotps:

ricepattiesfromabove:

Sand when it’s struck by lightning

NO ITS FUCKING NOT HOW MNYFUCKING TIMES DO I HAVETO FUCKING SAY THIS GODDAM RANT THAT IS A FUCKING STICK STUCK IN THE GODDAM SAND WITH A MOTHER FUCKING DRIP AND CASTLE MADE OVER IT HOLY TITS YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LIGHING HITS SAND

GLASS.

MOTHERFUCKING GLASS HAPPENSA ND ITS GRETA BUT THIS SHIT IS AN INSULT TO THE LIGHTNING YOU THINK IT MAKES THIS SCULTURE SHIT? NO TS HOT WHITE FURY MELTS THE GODDAM SAND TOGETHERTO MAKE SGLASS

HOLY TITS

(Source: tall--and--awkward, via borednessus)

7:58pm
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3:35pm
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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via pizza)

3:35pm
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grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

image

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2:50pm
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2:49pm
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luhsai:

plantchilds:

crunchwrapmistress:

this is so peaceful

whats even happening here

is that obama and tony abbott

(Source: willlaren, via pizza)

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via pizza)

2:48pm
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Reblogged from kaliforhnia

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

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2:48pm
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2:48pm
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Reblogged from mightyflower

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via pizza)

2:48pm
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Reblogged from basedgosh

basedgosh:

vvvvvv.turnblr.corn

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2:48pm
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Reblogged from hashtaglmao

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via pizza)