Aggressively Knitting My Life Away

I'm Emily and I'm a knitter. But seriously, this blog is actually 20% knitting and 80% crude humor and fandom references.

April 16, 2014 at 3:04pm
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policymic:

11 beautiful photos of Passover celebrations across the world

3:02pm
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riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

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3:01pm
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swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

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3:00pm
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homoora:

kagura-shingan:

tricoloredcake:

clavid:

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lost it at the music

it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND

I FUCKIBG G FOUDN IT 

(via viria)

April 15, 2014 at 8:44pm
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wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

8:43pm
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throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

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8:42pm
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trickstersgambit:

nadiaoxford:

cannonbarrage:

nadiaoxford:

I submit the intro for Hunchback of Notre Dame beats Circle of Life raw.

Especially since the former doesn’t have flocks of pink birds that immediately make me think, “Sure, Disney, you weren’t influenced at all by Osamu Tezuka. Tell us another one.”

This movie was surprisingly hardcore for a Disney retelling of Victor Hugo’s really screwed up story.

It also did a ton of great stuff with God and religion and Catholicism that somehow managed to still be about people and not bring “Why Religion Sucks” into the whole thing, which is aces.

One thing that surprises me is how well the animation has aged. Strangely enough, it looked weird at the time; we weren’t really used to traditional animation blended with computer backgrounds. But now that pretty much everything is computer animated, you can really appreciate how effin’ gorgeous the Cathedral backgrounds are.

Also, God Help the Outcasts is the most honest song featured in a Disney movie. “Honest” meaning it doesn’t feel manufactured specifically to be played in a suburbanite van ferrying kids to McDonalds. It’s raw, open, and genuine.

(Needless to say, there is nothing suburban about Hellfire, ho ho ho. Will we ever again see a Disney villain essentially sing, “Help me Mary, I have an unholy erection?”)

I would like to point out the beauty and brilliance in the color use in this scene. Without showing blood, they still managed to imply the criminal act, in the colors and tones used, creating the dark atmosphere of the scene, and the swath of red from Frolo’s hat. If I’m reading too much into that, forgive me, but I feel it to be a good representation of blood spilled. It sweeps over the mother,over and over again, it curls near his hands. It trails behind him, a sign of the violence that follows in the judge’s path.

It was really a fantastic design choice. I just want to take a moent to appreciate it.

(Source: disneydeviants, via lucyheartfilian)

lilianlies:

#me about my future

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8:40pm
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makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

(via i-brought-breadsticks)

8:40pm
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unimpressedcats:

masterofpowerslaves:

rec0rrupted:

My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.

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they look like fat balls of rage

Just gonna leave this here

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8:39pm
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8:38pm
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heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

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8:37pm
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embarrassedpokerface:

i’m not that attracted to sebastian sta-

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well okay, that’s cute but-

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oh my god

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hold on don’t

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wait i’m

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JE SUS  F CUK I SAID WAIT

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i’M

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STOP

(via annie-belle06)

8:37pm
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8:36pm
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sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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